Why would you like to be a Night Zookeeper?
I would be delighted to be a night zookeeper because I individually find nature irresistible in facet I adore it so greatly that I own a pet tarantula, a pet python, a pet iguana, a pet parity, a pet monkey so as you have probably establish I have a great deal of experience with animals. I would be overjoyed if I could have an opportunity to obtain this job, it would be a pleasure to be part of the zoo keepers cure. If you do consider letting me have the job I promise you now you won’t regret it.
- Get to Area 51 main entrance on the South East side of the base, using a GPS.
- Wait until a guard with a pink goatee comes to do his duties as he is semi-blind, so you have 30 seconds to get in to the main entrance.
- Go to the truck at the far North West of the airfield
- Once you are there go to the left hand side of the truck, there will be a heavily armed guard.
- Sort him out.
- Then look up! Can you see the air vent above the guard
- Get in there, this is the only way into the Area 51 main chamber.
- Then you are in.
It was just like any other Sunday afternoon in the Dursley house and Bob was going for his Sunday lollipop but when he lifted the lid he saw no lollipops Bob shouted at the top of his voice .” WHERE IS MY LOLLIPOP” Now Bob was a very simple boy and only required one thing every Sunday, a lollipop. When he didn’t get his lollipop he got extremely angry, Bob then searched the house from top to bottom, he just couldn’t find it. Then outside Bob saw a trail of what looked like shards of glass. He followed the trail into the next door Neighbours front garden and though there front door and led into baby James’s cot.
It was a fine Sunday morning and we were ready to go on our walk up a mountain. We all had our wellingtons on with hats and gloves and scarfs. As we started our walk we had to go for hours in muddy fields to get to the mountain. It took several hours of walking through boggy fields to reach the foot of Coniston old man (which is my favourite mountain).It felt like we were ascending for hours on end. We finally reached the summit and down below we could see Coniston Water and Lake Windermere and all we could see was water.
1) I have £134028, I have nine friends and I wont to split my money equally. How much does each person get?
2) Steve need to delivers 92 loads but only has enough for 68 loads each load has 12 different things. How much more lodes does he need to deliver?
3) My manger set me a quota and i have to make 5796 scooter’s a week, i have made 31. how many scooter’s do i have to make to catch up to the quota?
4) I am thinking of a number i mines it by 200 and add 690 my answer is 7007560 What number did i start with?
5) I have £5763245, I have nine friends and I wont to split my money equally. How much does each person get?
6) I am thinking of a number i times it by 9 them mines 79.65 and my answer is 1797058.35 what is my number to start with?
One day in the zoo lived the Wongawonga gorilla. This particular gorilla is the last of it’s kind, it has PINK spotted fur and is famous for riding a one wheeled BICYCLE (otherwise known as a Unicycle) and then making the crowd burst into LAUGHTER. This GRAND animal is almost impossible to find, as there is only one left in the world. This animal is wanted by many circuses world wide, because the jokes it tells are so bad they are funny. This creature is currently held in Marco Land Resort in New York.
P.S feel free to come and have a look as we are open 12 hours a day, 6 days a week.
I heard a noise behind me, it was dark and I was alone in the forest. I dreaded to look back to the beast that was chasing me. I came up with the idea of climbing the highest tree but remembered that some monsters can knock down trees. Then I was soon lost and came to a cliff edge. I thought I had no choice but to jump, but out of the corner of my eye I saw a hut. Quickly running to the hut, kicking the door open and then slamming it shut before the monster could harm me. I then heard a bang on the roof…
I woke up on a Sunday morning ready for the day ahead. Today we are going to Grandma’s house for our Sunday dinner. It was delicious, roast beef and all the trimmings,yum. The Yorkshire pudding were so crispy but when it came to pudding we had apple pie and custard; my favourate. The custard tasted like sandpaper all gritty, yuck although the pie was pretty nice. I think that my Grandma may have put salt in instead of sugar but I can’t blame her, she has so many different herbs and cans in her kitchen. But over all I had a great time. Thanks Gran.
I continued on a hunt belligerent to the demise. I was exasperating to invention my way to the misplaced metropolitan of the appearance. On my expedition I found things I on no occasion supposed existed. The individual breastplate I had was the stainless steel and my iron blade to reservation myself and to slay my antagonists. In my saplings I looked down, I was surprised to see an encounter showground so I landed down and to my surprise a ninja ran straight towards me and I just managed to stab the ninja and then more came and I was in danger.
John and Jim where on an expedition in the deep frosts of the south pole and on there journey they found an igloo. They thought there may be someone inside that could help so they decided to let themselves in. They opened the door and it squeaked, before there very eyes where stacks and stacks of paints and painting boards. Within five seconds of being in the igloo, they had already started painting pictures of themselves decorating the Christmas tree with baubles and tinsel. Then the door flung off it’s hinges and a man in a woolly coat shouted “HO HO HO”!
Year 6 @ New Longton 